Total Medals Earned: 170 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,495 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
Watch out for PoolSharks.
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (170/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow